Strange Things I Have Seen Driving Around My Neighborhood
1. A man standing on the sidewalk a week ago ripping up a "Pete Coors for Senate" poster and then stomping on the pieces. Hey buddy! Calm down! We won! We don't need to be angry.
2. an old lady driving a bright yellow Volkswagon bug (cute!)
3. a pickup truck with a beauty school mannequin head dangling from under the back bumper...the guy had painted it to look bloody
4. a truck speeding by with a giant bronze bear in the bed facing forward like it was a parade float
I'm going to keep adding to this list because it's crazy out there!