Astrological Silliness

I don't believe in astrology but I enjoyed this past week's episode of REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY where they had their charts done and I thought I'd do a free online astrological reading. This is what it said:

"You appear gentle and soft, and you act rather reserved with others until you know them well and feel it is safe to be open with them. You have a strong need for emotional security and a sense of belonging, and are deeply attached to the past: your heritage, roots, family, cherished friends, familiar places, etc. Making radical changes or moves away from what is known and safe can be very painful and difficult for you. You tend to cling and hold on to people, memories, possessions of personal or sentimental significance. Having a home, a safe haven, is very important to you.

You are, in many ways, an eternal child. Your mind is bright, alert, curious, flexible, playful, and always eager for new experiences - and your attention span is often quite brief. You grasp ideas quickly and once your initial curiosity has been satisfied, you want to go on to something else. You crave frequent change, variety, meeting new situations and people."

I don't think I appear gentle or soft. I am definitely a big dork. But this "reading" is actually pretty accurate otherwise. Hmm....