Thursday, May 10, 2007

Bumper Sticker Math

I love looking at the stickers people put on the back of their cars and trying to figure out what kind of person they are. I sat behind a pickup truck this morning with the following items. What kind of person does it add up to? Leave a comment with your ideas.

"I'm in the NRA and I Vote" + "America: Armed and Free" + "United We Stand" + bullet hole stickers + license plate frame that says "Driver Has No Money...He's Married" =


(of course, this is a very superficial exercise, but a fun one, I think)


Gary said...

Bad party guest. This has "toxic monologist" written all over it.

On the other hand, I would go drinking with the guy I was behind earlier this week:

"We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?"

Malady said...

That's a good one! I saw one yesterday that I liked so much, I had to call Gary right away to tell him about it.

"It's too bad that people with Closed Minds don't come with Closed Mouths."

Purl said...

In Minneapolis we never had political bumper stickers because it was irrelevant. Everyone, at least in our neighborhood, was liberal. Now that I'm in Houston, liberal bumper stickers make me so happy.

Malady said...

I saw another funny one yesterday:

"Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver!" said...
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