Wednesday, October 05, 2005

I am known to have a penchant for celebrity gossip. I'm not proud of it but there it is. I'm sorry, I just happen to enjoy reading "US WEEKLY" and it's companion 'zines. But celebrity gossip has hit a new low today. I just found out that Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby. Which I find oddly disturbing and repellent. Especially since rumors have existed for years that Tom is sterile and that is why he never had kids with Mimi Rogers and adopted with Nicole Kidman. I just told my friend Greg about the news and he said, "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little." My sentiments exactly.

Ick!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your friend Greg reads the DataLounge message board.

Malady said...

Actually, he doesn't. He's been saying stuff like that for years. All on his own. I think the world is copying him.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, cause DataLounge invented the phrase, Anonymous?

We all know that all pop memes originate from Something Awful.